"Do you realize you’ve created a monster? You are a monster now!"

(Source: nevershavethomas, via spring-steens)

And she’ll say, “I’m telling you, you should be doing these vocal warmups,” but I’ve never done any.

(Source: nevershavethomas, via spring-steens)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via thefuuuucomics)

humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a ballerina." “What’s going to be the best part about being a ballerina?” “Spinning.”

humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a ballerina."
“What’s going to be the best part about being a ballerina?”
“Spinning.”

humansofnewyork:


"What was the happiest moment of your life?""Well, it’s not now."

humansofnewyork:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
"Well, it’s not now."

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY